From the fiery forges of eternal badassery comes a garment forged in thunder and stitched with riffs so brutal they melt the faces of false kings: the one true MZZTR T-Shirt.
Thou shalt stride like a hell born paladin through the pit of mundanity, armored in comfort and anointed in brutality. The sigil emblazoned upon its chest screams louder than a goblin in heat and strikes harder than Thor's own hard dick.
Whether thou ridest into battle atop a flaming steed or simply slam ale in the bar of thine choosing, this shirt declareth:
"My soul is distortion. My blood is blast beats!"
So gird thy seething loins, thou heavy heretic.
Claim thy t-shirt, or be cast into the mosh pit of obscurity!